Relax and enjoy this series of Enlightened Cartoons
“Procrastination isn’t the problem, it’s the solution.
So procrastinate now, don’t put it off.”
– Ellen DeGeneres
“My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
“The kind of humor I like is the thing that
makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.”
– William Davis
“English? Who needs to spend time learning that?
I’m never going to England!”
“Ah, yes, divorce …
from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”