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“Women are like cell phones.
They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you’ll be disconnected.”


“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out.
A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.'”


“It’s no longer a question of staying healthy.
It’s a question of finding a sickness you like.”

-Jackie Mason



“Do not try to solve all life’s problems at once,
learn to dread each day as it comes.”

-Donald Kaul



“The only function of economic forecasting
is to make astrology look respectable.”

-John Kenneth Galbraith


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