Kids talk: God, Angels and Heaven

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Here’s Some interesting and funny thoughts from kids about Angels, Heaven and God.

Explaining Angels

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“I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold.” Gregory, age 5

“Everybody’s got it all wrong. Angels don’t wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it.” Olive, age 9

“It’s not easy to become an angel! First, you die.. Then you go to Heaven, and then there’s still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes.” Matthew, age 9

“Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else.” Mitchell, age 7

“My guardian angel helps me with math, but he’s not much good for science.” Henry, age 8

“Angels don’t eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!!” Jack, age 6

“Angels talk all the way while they’re flying you up to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead.” Daniel, age 9

“When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath again, somewhere there’s a tornado.” Reagan, age 10

“Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.” Reese, age 3

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Kids talk: God, Angels and Heaven

Gabby, age 7, “God has giant ears so he can hear everything we are saying.”

Kelly, age 9, “God doesn’t sleep because he watches over us all the time”

Remy, age 7, “God lives inside every living thing. So my doctor has seen God when he cuts people open.”

Anonymous, “God is friends with all the people that have died, like Henry the 8th, Anne Boleyn, and Queen Elizabeth.”

Eve, age 8, “I wish God had a phone so that I could talk to him, cause I don’t know if he hears me when I’m praying.”

Johny, age 6 “God wears one side pink with a skirt and the other side blue with pants.”

Kaela, age 8-3/4, “I wish God could make me famous-soon!”

Ehen, age 8, “God doesn’t have a house. He doesn’t need one except on Sundays ’cause that’s when he needs the rest.”

Jackson, age 7, “I call God when I need help with things, but not my homework because my mom says I have to do that my self.”

Jodie, age 9, “God sits at a big desk in the clouds and watches us everywhere.”

Manny, age 6, “My mom talks to God when we need money.”

Humorous & Inspirational Stories

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