Witty Quotes On mindfulness, God, and Enlightenment
A quip from Robert Frost: “Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I’ll forgive Thy great big joke on me.”
RANDOM QUIPS (from various unknown sources)
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
I’ve taken a vow of poverty. To test me, please send money.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I don’t have a problem with willpower. It’s won’t power I have a problem with.
My life has a superb cast, but I can’t figure out the plot.
Life is sexually transmitted.
I used to be indecisive; now I’m not sure.
My reality check just bounced.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn’t work anyway.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
Clones are people two.
Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
I can resist anything but temptation
God must love stupid people, he made so many.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
What do they call Church pastors in Germany? German Shepherds.