Witty Quotes On mindfulness, God, and Enlightenment

Witty Quotes On mindfulness, God, and Enlightenment

A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject. –Winston Churchill, British Prime Minister (1874-1965)

The secret of success is this: there is no secret of success…. Life is just one damned thing after another. –Elbert Hubbard, American author-artist-philosopher (1856-1915)

Only barbarians are not curious about where they come from, how they came to be where they are, where they appear to be going, whether they wish to go there, and if so, why, and if not, why not.–Isaiah Berlin, Latvian-British political philosopher (1909-97)

Don’t be so humble; you are not that great. –Golda Meir, Israeli Prime Minister (1898-1978)

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. –Agnes Repplier, American essayist (1855-1950)

“Egotist,” noun: A person more interested in himself than in me.
“Philosophy,” noun: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. –Ambrose Bierce, American author-journalist (1842-1914)

I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time. –Charles Schulz, American cartoonist (1922-2000)

Life is what happens while you are making other plans. –John Lennon, Beatles singer-composer (1940-1980)

The only reason some people get lost in thought is that it’s unfamiliar territory. –Paul Fix, American actor (1901-83)

Being intelligent is not a felony. But most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor. –Robert A. Heinlein, science fiction author (1907-88)

A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you into Heaven. An equally long life of decent living and good works followed by one outburst of taking the name of the Lord in vain– then have a heart attack at that moment and be damned for eternity. Is that the system? –Robert A. Heinlein

In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. –sci-fi author Douglas Adams (1952-2001)

An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: “If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?” “No,” said the priest, “not if you did not know.” “Then why,” asked the Inuit earnestly, “did you tell me?” –Annie Dillard, American author (b.1945)

I think it’s ironic that the only people who claim that humans are too advanced to have evolved naturally are the ones who demonstrate the least advanced mode of thinking.–John Petrie 

Religious belief is a fine guide around which a person might organize his own life, but an awful instrument around which to organize someone else’s life.–Richard D. Mohr

The price of freedom of religion, or of speech, or of the press, is that we must put up with a good deal of rubbish.–Robert Jackson

Philosophy is a set of questions that may never be answered. Religion (for most people) is a set of answers that may never be questioned. –anonymous

We seem to have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart? –The Vent

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. –Steven Wright

There is only one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him. If he says yes, you know he is crooked. –Groucho Marx

Add a few drops of malice to a half truth and you have an absolute truth. –Eric Hoffer, American social writer (1902-83)

God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. –anonymous

Lord: Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. –anonymous

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car. –anonymous

A wise man never knows all; only fools know everything. –Unknown

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. –Miss Manners
People who think they know everything are very irritating to those of us who do. –Unknown


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